Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should be put in a goddamn bottle and sent out with the Japanese current.

Hunter S. Thompson
Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should...
Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should...
Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should...
Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should...
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Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should be put in a goddamn bottle and sent out with the Japanese current. Humphrey has been called one of the greatest presidents the United States has ever seen. But he also had a reputation for being a ruthless campaigner who would do anything to win an election. This is why his critics often referred to him as “Humphrey the Hawk.”

Source: Fear And Loathing On The Campaign Trail 72

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